From the Desk of Nona Lippi: I’ve been independent as long as I’ve been alive. My mom died during childbirth as a result of auto-erotic asphyxiation. My foster families hated me, my teachers hated me, even my reflection hated me. I’ve never been loved, and as a result, I’m lonely. My table only has a […]
I Bought the Only Copy of the New Wu-Tang Clan Album
From the Desk Floatie of Nona Lippi: It’s hard to believe that me, Nona Lippi, a simple, multi-gendered, race-less vessel for an inter-dimensional god whose very name conjures the mind-melting voice of Beelzebub was a founding member of influential rap collective Wu Tang Clan. Indeed, in 1990 I was living on Staten Island, I took […]
71st Annual Golden Globes Predictions
From the Desk of Loser City Founder/Jacuzzi Sales Representative Nona Lippi 71st Annual Golden Globes Predictions Tonight all of America will put down their Rubik’s Cubes and cattle prods to stop and partake in the annual broadcast of the Golden Globe Awards. The Oscars of televised award ceremonies, the Golden Globes tell us which films and […]
Guys, Guys– We Won The Lottery.
From the Desk of Nona Lippi, CCO, DDS, DTF Loser City Headquarters The Pacific Ocean Dear internet, This is the last time that I am writing to you from this computer. From here on out, I am hiring ten people to write all of my blog posts, tweets, and Xtube comments one finger at a […]
