From the Desk of Nona Lippi: I’ve been independent as long as I’ve been alive. My mom died during childbirth as a result of auto-erotic asphyxiation. My foster families hated me, my teachers hated me, even my reflection hated me. I’ve never been loved, and as a result, I’m lonely. My table only has a […]
About Nona Lippi
I Bought the Only Copy of the New Wu-Tang Clan Album
From the Desk Floatie of Nona Lippi: It’s hard to believe that me, Nona Lippi, a simple, multi-gendered, race-less vessel for an inter-dimensional god whose very name conjures the mind-melting voice of Beelzebub was a founding member of influential rap collective Wu Tang Clan. Indeed, in 1990 I was living on Staten Island, I took […]
Trophies of Over Indulgence: A Look Inside the World of Gainers
My skinny jeans fit a little more loosely today. Maybe I should eat some more. I’m alone in my apartment, as usual for a Friday, except I’m actually going somewhere tonight. An original pressing of the Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds is spinning on my turntable, blasting “God Only Knows” throughout every room in the apartment. I spit […]
Guys, Guys– We Won The Lottery.
From the Desk of Nona Lippi, CCO, DDS, DTF Loser City Headquarters The Pacific Ocean Dear internet, This is the last time that I am writing to you from this computer. From here on out, I am hiring ten people to write all of my blog posts, tweets, and Xtube comments one finger at a […]